Yea I lyked tha whole idea of Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story” (That’z actualli wat tha title n tha vid iz spozed 2 say. Sorri) so I decided 2 write my own stori. I jus did it ova Nas’ instrumentals (I Know I Can). And just 2 let yall know, !!!ALL!!! of my lyricz are original unless I say uthawyze. [Boy bragz about being a thug na gangsta, so I ask him wat makez him a gangsta] He sed “Wen I spray den dem thugz dyin. Den dey mothazkum runnin, layin n blood, cryin. ” I say “Muthafucka, I’ll wait til u dun lyin cuz tha onli tyme u klap iz durin dem standin ovationz wen im dun rhymin. ” He sed “Wateva, nigga ion giv a fukk” whynin. ” When he die ima put a section in the Sun-Times, itz Gon say. . . “TODAY A DUMM NIGGA DIED FRUM GUN VIOLENCE (under it) article submitted by Lil Nikk Nyne(then) Age 17, a yung Brian waz wit a couple guyz n tha whip, he chillin n th frunt, rydin, Seen a lil guy, tha dryva wanted 2 pass by em, n get sum food, not mess wit dude, but not Brian. Brian sed “Make a U’y, pull up on tha right syde. ” Then, tha dryva did it. Brian lookd down at hiz Mic’z, tied em. Got out tha syde do’, aproached dis shorti bike-rydin. Brian sed “Aye, Lil guy, hol up, kum here, dat bike myne. ” but Tha shorti kep rollin, he kep rydin. Brian decidez 2 get swole n step ryte in frunt of tha bike, den lil shorti waz lyke, “Wat tha fyck iz u doin, stupid?!?”, He waz readi 2 fyte! This waz a hilarious site, c cuz lil dude hair waz fukked, pantz waz floodin, nand hiz sweata 2 tyte. Brian . . .
